Okay, so maybe this can be a personal diary.

So, I find myself in a very weird mood today. I found my old blog, Catty Carolina Girl and it reminded me of my past way too much. It also saddened me that my life has not changed all that much since 2008. Three years and my life is the same as it used to be. Some people have changed, my work place has changed, but for the most part...it is all the same. I had so many plans for myself. Where I am now is not where I envisioned my life. I am, however, going to stay true to my word and post a funny youtube video or link from the internet :)

Barats and Bereta: Mother's Day

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU

This is an oldie, but a goldie. Please enjoy :) 

Shakespeare..on Youtube.

A monologue for thee.

http://www.britanick.com/videos.php

If you enjoy word play, this video will entertain you :)

Chicken and violence while I'm doin your mom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg&feature=player_embedded#!

"You touch my chicken, I'll beat you up" If this isn't your life motto, it should be.

First off, can we talk about how cute this teenager is? I want to squeeze his cheeks. I love his genuine laugh at about .05 seconds. Anyway, in this video you get this hilarious kid who loves him some Church's Fried Chicken. So, much so that he will bust into your car and steal your lunch from you. If I witnessed this child committing property damage and grand theft-Sunday dinner, I would definitely be laughing, you would do. Can we also talk for a moment about the random older black male who walks through the background? I hope he isn't about to go get some chicken, because this kid will fuck him up. Also, the impromptu chicken impersonation is pretty spot on. I was looking for a farm animal. So, watch the video, sing along, and hey, go eat some fried chicken.   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s&feature=channel


In this video, this guy is obviously doing your mom. I love this because of the one line, "she likes me to Chris Brown her while she acts like Rhianna." If this song wasn't so catchy and ringtone-able I would still love it for that reason. I also love how the black kid slows it down to, "I'm straight doing your mother."

My Push Up bra will help me get back my man.

Today I do not have many things to say. I am tired and have had a stomach ache all day. I would like to give you this video for your viewing pleasure: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkU2ch0sRI



She is in some kind of fire, something is going on and her hair is died with Kool-Aid. Somehow, this makes it less ghetto.  I am pretty sure this girl is mocking the stereo-typical hood girl, however, it is still hilarious.

Popping the cherry

I decided to start a blog. This is not my first blog attempt. What should be the purpose of my blog? Should it be like my Xanga of the olden days and talk about my personal life? Should it be like an online public diary? I think not. Not to say that I won't occasionally get on here and bitch and whine. I think for the purpose of my blog I am going to post interesting/funny/offensive youtube videos and things I find on the internet. I will start this by giving you a little bit of a self description. I am a 22 year old North Carolinian who has no one idea what she wants to do with her life. I have two cats and two dogs and I love them a ton. I take care of my ill father, work a full time job and go to school full time. My friends are good, but sometimes they get on my nerves. I'm not really out looking for a boyfriend, but I am not sure why I am still single. I have a lot to offer, in my opinion. That is about it. I will try to update this blog at least weekly with funny internet content & any other ramblings I may feel the need to share. 


For your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM


In this video you can see how exactly to keep a woman satisfied. You have such quotable gems as, "vagina panties everywhere, & "ah, fuck that shit, fuck that shit."