Chicken and violence while I'm doin your mom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg&feature=player_embedded#!

"You touch my chicken, I'll beat you up" If this isn't your life motto, it should be.

First off, can we talk about how cute this teenager is? I want to squeeze his cheeks. I love his genuine laugh at about .05 seconds. Anyway, in this video you get this hilarious kid who loves him some Church's Fried Chicken. So, much so that he will bust into your car and steal your lunch from you. If I witnessed this child committing property damage and grand theft-Sunday dinner, I would definitely be laughing, you would do. Can we also talk for a moment about the random older black male who walks through the background? I hope he isn't about to go get some chicken, because this kid will fuck him up. Also, the impromptu chicken impersonation is pretty spot on. I was looking for a farm animal. So, watch the video, sing along, and hey, go eat some fried chicken.   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s&feature=channel


In this video, this guy is obviously doing your mom. I love this because of the one line, "she likes me to Chris Brown her while she acts like Rhianna." If this song wasn't so catchy and ringtone-able I would still love it for that reason. I also love how the black kid slows it down to, "I'm straight doing your mother."